Shop local: Novelty title plates at Open House

Good morning, asshole. It’s not you, it’s them. Make mine a double. Sit yo ass down and wait. I don’t like mornings or people. Is it Friday yet? Those phrases might make for silly or inappropriate tattoo text, but on a novelty title plate, they’re freakin’ golden. And...

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